Meet Miley Cyrus 14 Year Old Kid Sister, Releases New Photos

But honestly, Miley Cyrus or whoever was in charge of creative for this shoot, or this photo, or whatever -- had the good sense to keep the 14-year-old girl, Noah Cyrus actually dressed, and if you don't think that's progress for the Cyrus clan, then you haven't been paying much attention, and here's a newsflash: it is, and you should. In the photo, you see Miley sporting her customary coochie-cutting bodysuits with the sides slashed off, because armpits all the way down to your pelvis is just so, so fashionable and those God-awful shoes that should've been left in the discount bin at Hot Topic at the tail-end of 1997. See more pictures of Noah

But speaking of tail-ends, Noah Cyrus -- though also wearing skin-tight Lycra or whatever -- is covered basically from head to toe ... which is how it should be, but when you throw Miley into the mix, you throw all "should bes" out the window while you're hanging out head out of it and retching.